Blogosphere, have I got a deal for you.
Absolut e-mailed today with extra pimpin' goodness. If you (yes you) want to attend the House of Masquerade with a Priority Guest Pass on Sunday 26th October, you should fo' sure and totes e-mail me. Me and Tor have 2 guest passes to give away to our precious little readership.
So: e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with your name and a vaguely good reason why you deserve such nice things. I also want you to include a picture of a pony.
Y'know, you can still attend regardless. Yup, vodka for everyone - it's a fine philosophy. Embroider it on a pillow and believe it. Just go to the Facebook page with all the details: