Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Dresses, Books, and Books about Dresses.......

I’ve always hated the phrase ‘Chick lit’. Originally I think it was intended to make reading women authors the new ‘rock n roll’ but to me all it does is tie up women into a ball off fluffy confused unintelligent material that conforms to the cliché of what women read and write. And anyway, there’s nothing wrong with the old rock n roll. To be engulfed in a genre which is dominated by your gender and not your material (it’s always Chick before Lit) is scary and overbearing. Women are pigeon-holed in a way that just doesn’t happen to men: how often do you hear anyone use the phrase ‘Dick Lit’? As a female writer you don’t just represent yourself: you represent everyone who doesn’t have a penis.



Similarly condemned as an awkward subsector of ‘Chick Lit’ (kind of like Chick Lit’s uncomfortable socially unaware cousins) are books about fashion. They are rarely reviewed; treated like Prince Phillips indiscretions and never discussed in polite company; dismissed as frivolous, picture heavy tomes of insignificance for vapid girls. What makes things even worse is that sometimes, more than sometimes, it’s true. That extra half inch by Victoria Beckham anyone? Perhaps if she actually lost that extra half inch she’d disappear, leaving only a pair of Louboutin stilettos and a cloud of make up. Maybe she could take everyone that bought the book with her. We can only hope.



Fashion is my passion (I’m a poet and I know it) but that doesn’t mean I want to read about how Trinny and Susannah would dress my body. (And no, I don’t want to be called pear shaped!) Those two creatures are constantly on the bestsellers list with their hardbacks full of insults and bad advice, and it gives fashion publications a bad name. Scouring through my local Waterstone’s (or any other reputable book store,of course!) for something fashion related and yet not mind-numbing to read, I was beginning to despair that fashion had finally forsaken me. And then I discovered Queen of Fashion: What Marie Antoinette Wore to the Revolution by Caroline Weber.



Don’t worry, this isn’t about to turn into a condescending book review (It was supposed to be another of my famous rants) but this book does represent everything a good fashion tome should be. Intelligent, historically grounded, interesting and beautiful! The book focuses on what the Queen wore from the day she left Austria to the day she put her head on the block. The attention to detail is a wonderful surprise with fabric, texture and pattern described in almost reconstructable detail. Her love of fashion and dressing up and dressing down and, well, dressing, is opulently documented and lusciously illustrated- Masked balls, high hair, faux country girl clothes: enough unintentional style tips to ‘do’ regency glam for a month!



Weber demonstrates that Marie Antoinette’s fashion obsession was for the sake of self assertion, and her unique point of view on the rise and fall of an original style icon is intelligent, well researched and exciting to read. She also asks some pretty key questions: Was Marie Antoinette more than elaborate dresses and very white powder? (The answer by the way is Yes) and do clothes make a woman? (I know the answer is no but secretly want it to be yes!). Maybe ask me next week once by brocade coat has arrived and I’ve perfected the high hair and powder look!

Sunday, 18 November 2007

Dear Santa, If you're reading......

...............then I really, really, really want this coat for Christmas. It's available from Next for just £75. I love the Leopard print pattern and the swing style and the jewel embellishment on the sleeves make it a perfect party cover up or a great way to dress up a simple casual black top.


I've been a very good girl this year: I'm nice to my boyfriend and I don't leave all my clothes on the floor (just most of them) I promise I will update my blog more regularly, and spend less money on clothes (and more on sensible things) I will also leave you a mince pie and a carrot for Rudolph.


Thank you!


Tor xxxxx

Friday, 9 November 2007

What i'm buying this weekend......

Ok, so maybe i'm a little too excited about this, but this weekend I am hitting the highstreet!

Monday, 5 November 2007

The Unsexiest Woman Alive??

Are these people crazy??

Sarah Jessica Parker has recently been voted the unsexiest women alive in an online poll. Obviously polls like this are downright ridiculous in the first place, but how horrible it must feel to have to wake up in the morning and read something like that! I find it hard enough to get dressed and feel slim(ish) pretty(enough) and ready to face the world without that kind of condemnation; God knows how she got out of bed this morning!


Sarah Jessica Parker might not be blonde and busty with a button nose and a perma-tan, but not looking like Jessica Simpson doesn't make you unsexy. SJP is unconventionally beautiful (which is much better than merely pretty), stupidly stylish and a sucessful independant mother and multi-millionairess. And you know what? If she managed to achieve all that without conforming to a stupid surveys idea of what "sexy" is, then that makes her an even more amazing role model as far as i'm concerned.


God bless SJP! May she always stay the same!

Winter Warmers.........

With Christmas fast approaching (I know I keep saying it but it's true) and Bonfire night upon us, it's time to find that perfect 'i'm all snug and warm but still look amazing' coat. You know the one: warm, practical, flattering, fashion focused, and impossible to find! This season everyone is talking about bright colours, volume, and military details. With that in mind, i've scoured the highstreet and here's my pick of 3 of the best winter coats







1) Bubble hem coat. River Island. £69.99
2) Tangerine Puffsleeve trapeze coat. Oasis. £90.0
3) Frilly trenchcoat. Topshop. £150.00




STYLE TIPS: Curver ladies should aviod the bubble hem as this trendy look is only really suitable for skinny minnie's. It would look great teamed with a teadress and opaque tights. The orange trapeze coat is perfect for the more statueque, and would look stunning teamed with skinny jeans and heeled shoe boots. The frilly trench is by far my favourite of the 3. It would look great on any figure, and is very Vivienne Westwood-esque in it's stylish attention to detail.



But hey, don't just listen to me though. When i went out to buy my winter coat I ignored all my own advice and came home with this monstrousity instead:


And you know what? I love it! And when it comes to finding the style that suits you (be it shoe, coat, or dress) that's all that matter!